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I am interested in talking to you. What excites you? What is on your mind? I would love to know and share. Do you have a question that you would like to discuss? Do you need to have someone understand your desires? Let us see what we have to talk about.

I will expect respect, though I am not to be feared.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Talk to Me...

You know one thing that makes me happy? I love to get to know kinky, naughty people. I so enjoy fantasies, and sharing in erotic ways. It is one of the main reasons I love to blog, because I so enjoy the interaction with the wonderful variety of people who are exploring their sensuality.

You know one thing that stresses me? Money issues.

And so in the interest of less stress and more happy I have made a decision. I will begin a new journey of discovery and exploration and offer my honeyed self to those who have a desire to talk to me. Yes, and I will be doing it for... gassssppppp... money.

I feel I have a valuable skill to offer to those looking for such a service. Wait, that sentence seemed to be wanting to justify my decision, and I don't need to do that to you who care about me and understand this is a well thought out decision do I? Oh, probably as I am as human and vulnerable to the slings and arrows of condemnation as the next kinky person. Well, let me be honest. Overcoming the perceived social stigma of offering to talk about sex and getting paid to do so has not been an easy decision. Isn't it funny where we draw the lines some days?

If there is one skill I bring to the table... errrr... phone... it is that I don't judge. You like to wear panties, I will help you pick out the best style to cover your cute cock. You want to be spanked, I will send you to the kitchen to grab a wooden spoon while I wait. Oh, you want something naughtier, well talk to me, let's explore your desire to roll around in lime jello while I quote the balcony scene from Romeo & Juliet. (Googling Shakespeare to get the balcony scene from R&J.)

So where did I draw the line in this decision?


  • Talking naughty is something I enjoy.
  • Getting paid to do something I enjoy seems a nice idea.
  • The economy isn't great and extra $ in the bank is always a good thing.
  • I like people and getting to know them on an intimate level has always intrigued me.

  • Time, time, time... let's be honest sitting waiting for the phone to ring can be boring. God I hope I don't have to wait long.
  • Marketing... having to sell a product that is me is a bit daunting.
  • Jerks... in researching this decision, this has me the most concerned. Talking to people I just don't like may be a challenge, and a guy who wants 2 minutes just to jerk off... sighhh.
  • Day Job... yes, I still have one. So that means two jobs and one that will require late nights.

So I am, as I often do, diving into the deep end and seeing if I will sink or do a lovely back stroke (breast stroke?). I have signed up at and will in just a day or two have a button here for you (any you that wants to) give me a call. My final decision was made like this. I enjoy talking dirty for free, there are people who want to pay for that service, seems like a win/win to me. And if nothing else, it should make for some interesting blog posts.


Luna Mauvaise said...

Prepare yourself for the strange and unusual, Miss Honey!

I did phone sex for a bit several years ago. While there were a few exciting calls...the majority were as you say "2 minutes to jerk off". Maybe you'll get better clientele.


Miss Honey said...

Thank you for this Luna. Yes, I am a bit leery, not of strange and unusual, but jerks... I don't even really mind jerking off... just make it a bit worth my while.

kept by 7 said...

Hi Miss Honey, From the yahoo messenger conversations I have had with you, I think you will do just fine, and thank you for watching over us

Anonymous said...

This is something i've always been interested in, too! Good luck with this venture. I hope to read about the good and the bad here, but i am really hoping you have more good!

acker said...

I will be looking forward to you experiences. As long as it is fun... and 'enriching' ;)

Whenever I would call, there would be no one else on the world than you I would like on the other end of that line...

Anonymous said...

hell lemme know how it pays! I might needta get into that game!

good luck!

Ladyof7 a veiw from the top said...

I agree with all of the positive comments. You are a very good listener and from my conversations with you I certainly can see you are not judgemental and are extemely open minded. Good luck.

calais said...

Wow!! It does sound like an exciting adventure Miss Honey. Hope it goes well for you. :)