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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Tag... Sure I Would Love to Play

Ok... I will admit it I saw this game going around, not sure who started it though... clever game :) Thank you to who started the game if you read this. You couldn't miss it if you blog around like I do. (Yeah, I know I just made up a verb... I also said I twittered the other day... it is a brave new world of quasi-words in this realm.) So yes, I saw this game of tag and was a little secretly hoping I might get to play soon. I mean, who doesn't want to expose random facts (and probably mostly naughty facts) about themselves to the world? Oh, wait... that doesn't sound entirely rational. Well, it does sound bloggercentric (yes, another made up word), but I am going for it.

So hey... I got tagged by nibblybits69 on her fun blog - Between the Pages of the Book - which I am going to add to my blogroll since she was kind enough to invite me to play. (Such a strange playground don't you think?)

The Rules-

  • Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.

  • Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog - some random, some weird.

  • Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.

  • Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

So... in no particular order...

  1. I lost my virginity at 15 (wait, I already shared that here on my blog)... I lost my virginity in my bedroom (shared that too)... I lost my virginity in missionary position, but before he finished I had managed to get on top and found that so much more enjoyable (ok, that one is new and kind of telling about me).
  2. I wear sandals (usually flip-flops) to work almost every day of the year. Heck it is Southern California. Even when it is cold... it isn't.
  3. I once had a threesome with identical twin brothers. Started out playing a game of Truth or Dare, always a naughty game if you have been drinking and those two men you are drinking with are really identically cute and really identically naughty.
  4. I keep an battery powered toothbrush in my car for emergencies. Masturbation emergencies. Sometimes you simply must have an orgasm.
  5. I make the world's best Snickerdoodle cookies. This isn't a subjective thing... mine are the best.
  6. My gay Methodist minister Uncle (and I only mention the gay part because I think it is so cool that he is gay and find it quite a bit funny the little old ladies of the congregation of his church, which is deep in the conservative heartland of America, that keep setting him up with their nieces and granddaughters can't figure out why he can't be caught in their marriage traps) married Hubby and me on New Year's Eve at midnight in our back yard under the thousands of twinkly lights that Hubby spent hours stringing up from the house to the fence. The wedding cost us $1,817.00 (OMG we were so poor at the time) and was the most beautiful wedding ever. I walked down the aisle to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major which makes me cry every time I hear it (and it did before my wedding too).
  7. Hubby says that I have written enough now and it is time to have sex... gotta climb on top... oh, which I know ties back to #1 but you know when writing an essay (which this really isn't but still sort of works) "It is important to restate the thesis and supporting ideas in an original and powerful manner as this is the last chance the writer has to convince the reader of the validity of the information presented. " ... So this #7 fact is really the fact that I am about to have sex in 5... 4... 3... 2... now.

...17 minutes later...Yea!! Have I mentioned I love morning sex. Yummy... I suppose that could be another fact, or maybe a subparagraph to #7... Subparagraph B, Item 2, subsection 2c... Honey LOVES morning sex.

I am tagging...

Cuckold Husband

Jane Not Plain


The Enchanted Submissive

Perfect Lips (I tried twice to post this tag as a comment on your blog, doesn't seem to be working... so I know you read here... tag you are it too.)


The Cogitative Owl

Sophie In Lace (Yes, sophie makes 8, but I want her to play too)


Anonymous said...

You are really lovely. Everything I said on muse applies double to this post.

Thank you for tagging me. I don't know if I can tag anyone, but I'd love to play.

I'm sorry to say that Wordpress spammed your comments! I've despammed them (and deleted the latter two).


Anonymous said...

p.s. Thank you for the Pachelbel canon. It is very nice. I hadn't heard of Pachelbel.


Anonymous said...

Very cool...i like this little game. Thanks for putting it up.


Lurker :) said...

I agree in flip flips all year round, we're from similar climates and it's just the way it should be :P

Wilhelmina said...

Wait - you slept with identical twins?! That's one of my biggest fantasies, I'm just expecting that I'll never be able to do it...


acker said...

Oh Mistress... thank you for the tag, not sure what to do with it yet but i will come back to it this weekend :)